I can’t even :D Even Mum’s laughing at this - and we never agree on humour :’D
acceptable pet names:
- babe
- baby
- sweetie
- cutie pie
- darling
- honey
unacceptable pet names:
- boo boo sweetie oojy woojy poogy poo
- cthulu
- sweet devil prince in the pale moon light
- Leslie
- floor
- 2% milk
- Ella Fitzgerald
I love you, floor.
I love you too, 2% milk.
Because it’s been a bad day…week…month…maybe I’ll at least cope when my exams are over? Fingers crossed.





